Airline Bans 22-Year-Old Passenger Over Pinocchio Penis Tattoo

A 22-year-old was left stranded in Majorca after Jet2 airlines banned him from flying home to Grimsby, England, because he apparently showed off his Pinocchio penis tattoo to a couple of friends.

“There were 23 of us altogether and we all met at East Midlands airport,” said Tom Washington. “We got up in the early hours to do our make-up and hair like any presentable woman. We were all excited and sober at this point, and we got on to the plane with barrels of laughter from pretty much everyone – the airport staff and members of the public. We got to our seats on the plane for the safety induction.”


“I got up but because my jacket was too tight, it exposed my chest which I had covered with a bra. I then proceeded to ‘help’ the cabin staff with the talk using a sex toy. There were some old men on the plane as well and they were a laugh.The lads mentioned I had a tattoo of Pinocchio, which I showed them, and that was the point where the manager took my passport.”

The airline informed Tom that he would be unable to board the return flight because of the incident.

His friends came to his rescue by raising £130 to bring him back home on a different airline.

“We carry millions of families every year so this disgusting behaviour will not be tolerated. It is totally unacceptable,” reads a Jet2 statement. “We pride ourselves on giving our customers a friendly and relaxing flight experience so we will take action against anyone who causes offence and disruption to our crew and passengers.”


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h/t: instinct