Pull-Up Hunk Who Distracted Us With His Anaconda, Reveals All [NSFW]

We have a very important update to share with you.

Christian Cabrera, the personal fitness trainer who distracted the world with an exercise video showing off his giant trouser snake, has finally revealed what lies beneath those blue shorts.


And here is the original video that distracted us all:

[h/T: antitwink/instinct]