Here Are Some Of The Weirdest Things Pulled Out Of People’s Butts In 2014

2014 was quite a year for Emergency room doctors who saw some of the strangest and bizarrely shaped objects Americans got stuck after shoving them up their butts.

Deadspin has once again trawled the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits to discover some of the craziest items found lodged inside people’s bum holes. Check them out below:

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
PIPE
KEYS
ACORN
SHOT GLASS
DRUM STICK
ICE PICK
UNSHARPENED PENCIL
“HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN”
CANDLE
AIR FRESHENER
CAN OF SPRAY PAINT
SHAVING CREAM CAN
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LOTION BOTTLE
SODA CAN
“BEER BOTTLE UP RECTUM & BOTTLE BROKE WHEN TRIED TO RETRIEVE BOTTLE W/ PLIERS. COCAINE USE PRIOR TO INSERTION”
TURKEY BASTER
PHONE CORD
GOLF BALL
METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER
TENT STAKES
“ROLLED UP STACK OF PLASTIC TRASH BAGS”
CHRISTMAS BELL
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And here are the top 10 weirdest items to ever be pulled out of people’s butts according to Alltime 10s: