Here to balance out the lack of full-frontal male nudity in the world is Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby, who painstakingly illustrated our favorite Disney Princes naked.
According to Jezebel:
Take a look at your beloved Disney Princes nude below [NSFW: cartoon porn]:
Nice medium-sized, half erect dick with the foreskin pulled back a little. Pale with a pink head. Medium-sized bush. He’s a little bit shy—but in a cute way—on the beach, like in Endless Summer.
[Image Credit: Jezebel/ illustrator Tara Jacoby]
John Smith
Smith has a huge dick—HUGE—like, too much dick. He’s circumcised because he’s American; he’s ungroomed because he’s a woodsman. The carpet does not match the curtains. He’s posing next to a tree—wearing boots and nothing else—at night beneath the blue corn moon.
[Image Credit: Jezebel/ illustrator Tara Jacoby]
Prince Ferdinand
This guy has a basic, flaccid, uncut dick with fairly groomed pubes, which are straight, not curly; smallish balls, kinda close to his body. He’s posing by Snow White’s wishing well.
[Image Credit: Jezebel/ illustrator Tara Jacoby]
Check out the rest of the collection here.
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