Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Tells Mom She Wants Ryan Gosling’s White Dick

Who doesn’t want Ryan Gosling’s white dick?

A teenage girl who underwent surgery to remove her wisdom teeth confessed to her mother and her “hot doctor” under anesthesia, that she wanted to become a Kardashian and have sex with Ryan Gosling.

“I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling,” she tells her shocked mother, telling everyone in the room that she “wants to fuck white dick.”

“I just want to be a Kardashian,” she confesses. “Is this what marijuana feels like? Cause I don’t like it,” she added.

The now deleted Vines were posted to YouTube by user Dee Cazz for the world to enjoy forever. Watch Mom’s priceless reaction below:

[H/T: Gawker]