Australian Olympic Diver Covers Dolly Parton’s ‘Dumb Blonde’ And Sings About Big Penises

Australian 2008 Olympic diving champion and super hottie, Matthew Mitcham, has recorded a multilingual cover of Dolly Parton’s “Dumb Blonde” with his ukelele.

Mitcham, who competed at the 2008 Olympic Games as an openly gay athlete, decided to change up some of the lyrics, singing in Spanish: “I met a man, with a big penis.”

Mitcham writes:

Taking procrastination to a whole new level by making youtube videos instead of studying for my end-of-semester exam tomorrow. Meh, mañana, mañana.

My favourite Dolly quote of all time: “I don’t mind when people call me a dumb blonde, because I know I’m not dumb, and I know I’m not blonde!”

So enjoy my cover of her song, Dumb Blonde, with a few twists 😛

Watch below: